Monday, January 25, 2021

OUT NOW SCHLOCKTAGON #2!

GET YOUR COPY OF SCHLOCKTAGON #2!

Brace yourself for another round of action filled dumpster movie madness, sex and violence!

We got your ninjas covered, german 70's crooner stars doing kung-fu and Hollywood giants raising hell, as well as some fantasy and post-apocalyptic trash on a side dish.

Another anti-social, asskicking, chicks digging stoner entertainment, just for simple minded Bozos like you and me with a big load of WTF?!

Male fragility to the point of breakdown, directors and script writers gone completely insane!

Embrace the good old videostore, grindhouse and drive-in days and have your Bong ready.

All compromised in a schlocky punk-zine, save some battery power while you are on the crapper.


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In this issue:

  • The Battle Wizard

  • Five Element Ninjas / Chinese Super Ninjas

  • Roots Of Evil / Die Brut Des Bösen

  • A Man Called Rage / Rage / Rush 2

  • Garrrf! (story part 2)

  • The Sorceress

  • Shaolin vs Lama

  • Legendary Weapons Of China

  • The Killer Elite

  • Dark Of The Sun / The Mercenaries / Katanga

  • 2019: After The Fall Of New York / Fireflash







Friday, October 30, 2020

SCHLOCKTAGON -issue 1- /// OUT NOW!

 Get your copy of the first issue of SCHLOCKTAGON !

Dive into the distorted brain-whacked experiences of cheesy-sleazy gut-punching, kung-fu kicking, explosive schlock and underrated masterpieces from the golden era of the 1970s and 80s VHS racks, Drive-in theaters and Grindhouse temples with this trashy DIY zine.

As a bonus you get an original schlocky genre mashing action story that could have been shot in the Phillipenis or an italian parking lot right out of a CANNON Group, VESTRON Video or FILMARK International production.

If you are stoner who enjoys crappy punk fanzines on the toilet and wasting your free time on trash movies order your copy for a whopping 5.00 EUR here:

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In this issue:

  • Truck Stop Women

  • The Black Gestapo

  • Warriors Of The Wasteland / 2019: The New Barbarians / Metropolis 2000

  • Warriors Of Atlantis / Raiders Of Atlantis /

    Atlantis Inferno
  • Death Code Ninja

  • Jungle Rats

  • Shaolin vs Wu-Tang

  • Robo Vampire

  • Garrrf! (story part1)

  • Five Deadly Angels

  • Shadow Killers Tiger Force

  • Naked Massacre / Born For Hell

  • The Stick

  • Zebra Force

  • Commando Gold / Gold Raiders / Mission Firegame / Thong 2